Antipodium "Power Glove Dress", $140
This is one of those dresses where on first instinct, you're like, "who the fuck would wear this? A retarded stripper from the 80's?" And then you realize you dress like a retarded stripper from the 80's...so the answer is you.
Verdict: Loss
BD Vintage "Scottish Plaid Trousers", $42.00
Oh my GOD, people. Is this what we've come to? Charging people almost $50 for some shit your grandmother would have thrown out in the 40's?!
Verdict: LOSS
Stolen Girlfriends Club "Asymentrical Mesh Top", $46.50 (originally $155)
This looks like something I would have DIY-ed when I was in 9th grade, trying to capture that "goth raver" look. Horrendous at $50, let alone over $150.
Verdict: LOSS
Eugenia Kim "Mini Beret", $19.80 (originally $66)
This is going to get a win for sheer "lol aw cute" factor, but you can suck a fat dick for trying to charge $66 for this, YOU FUCKHOLES! Even $20 is asking a lot, but we all know how far the "aw" factor goes with us broads.
Verdict: Win
Kova and T "Teddy Blazer", $125.40 (originally $418)
LOL @ anyone paying almost $500 for this. I'll give it the sale price, though, because this is CUTE! It really smashes together all my favorite things: stripes, neutral colors, 3/4 sleeves and a swing skirt!
Verdict: Win
Tankus "Emerald Bow Front Dress", $81.49 (originally $281)
Ah...Tankus. You've really outdone yourselves with this one! I have never seen a dress that would look as equally shitty on, say, Angelina Jolie as it would on this bottom shelf model. Congrats for making a shapeless shift with no personality in it whatsoever. One shade blondes: this one's for you when you put on your kLaSsY shoes!
Verdict: INSANE LOSS
Nanushka "Button Baby Doll Top", $91.50 (originally $305)
This top draws attention to your tits. The End.
Verdict: WIN
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