SpifsterNails is the SHIT!!!! That pink/gold combo is fan-fucking-tastic.
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Hardware
Mm, chains and nailz. This looks like an easy DIY job to me, though, don't you agree?
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Side Eyeing a Bitch
Your jumpsuit is awesome, Chanel...but you are still the only person who can wear a fucking gold lame suit and still put people's eyes to sleep.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
5 People Who I Am Never Going To Listen to for Fashion Advice
And yet who think they are qualified.
1. Giuliana Rancic
2. Paris Hilton
3. Perez Hilton
4. Melissa Rivers
5. Mischa Barton
1. Giuliana Rancic
2. Paris Hilton
3. Perez Hilton
4. Melissa Rivers
5. Mischa Barton
Savant by Feng-Feng Yeh
I haven't fapped to a new designer this hard in a looooong time, my little mice. But this delicious little label is now at the top of my list, all because of a little bralette and panty set that screams OPULENCE!!!!
Behold!
OH HOLY BONERS!!!! A halter cut, fan flourishes and hot pants?! It's like a dream come true.
FengFengYeh.com
"Feng-Feng Yeh (pronounced Fun-Fun Yay) is founder and head designer of New York womenswear label Savant. A native of Tucson, Arizona, Yeh moved to New York in 2002 to study fashion design at Fashion Institute of Technology and for a year in Florence, Italy, at Polimoda Institute of Fashion Design and Marketing, the top fashion design school in Italy.
During her studies at F.I.T, Yeh worked as an intern for Francisco Costa at Calvin Klein and upon graduation, worked briefly for designer Narciso Rodriguez. It was friend and mentor Benjamin Cho who encouraged Yeh to nurture and pursue her design ambitions.
Yeh was also part of the original New York infamous downtown costumed party, Six Six Sick. Yeh won 2007′s “Best New Party” at Paper Magazine’s Nightlife Awards. Yeh’s designs for the party sparked much interest and were published in fashion magazines such as Metro Pop Magazine, Paper Magazine, and Conde Nast’s Fashion Rocks Magazine. The thrill of designing Six Six Sick’s weekly costumes inspired Yeh’s creation of Savant.
Yeh debuted the Savant Spring/Summer 2009 collection at New York Fashion Week, September 5th, 2008, at the Midtown Lumber Building in Chelsea. With rave reviews in publications such as WWD, Dazed Digital, Stylebubble, WGSN, Time Out NY, Savant became known for it’s “jaw-dropping womenswear”, especially the elastic caged skirt, bralette, and pants which have become a staple in a true Savant girl’s wardrobe. Yeh’s most current collection for Savant Fall/Winter 2010 will be available in stores summer 2010."
Fall/Winter 2010
Spring/Summer 2010
Fall/Winter 2009
Spring/Summer 2009
OhhhhooooOOooohhhhh man I love this lady!!! Bandage bralettes, scallop cuts, zippers and mesh and feathers and and and ! ! ! And she threw a goddamn costume party in NY which led her to form her own label? That is what I call a Bad Bitch.
Absolutely amazing. <3
Behold!
OH HOLY BONERS!!!! A halter cut, fan flourishes and hot pants?! It's like a dream come true.
FengFengYeh.com
"Feng-Feng Yeh (pronounced Fun-Fun Yay) is founder and head designer of New York womenswear label Savant. A native of Tucson, Arizona, Yeh moved to New York in 2002 to study fashion design at Fashion Institute of Technology and for a year in Florence, Italy, at Polimoda Institute of Fashion Design and Marketing, the top fashion design school in Italy.
During her studies at F.I.T, Yeh worked as an intern for Francisco Costa at Calvin Klein and upon graduation, worked briefly for designer Narciso Rodriguez. It was friend and mentor Benjamin Cho who encouraged Yeh to nurture and pursue her design ambitions.
Yeh was also part of the original New York infamous downtown costumed party, Six Six Sick. Yeh won 2007′s “Best New Party” at Paper Magazine’s Nightlife Awards. Yeh’s designs for the party sparked much interest and were published in fashion magazines such as Metro Pop Magazine, Paper Magazine, and Conde Nast’s Fashion Rocks Magazine. The thrill of designing Six Six Sick’s weekly costumes inspired Yeh’s creation of Savant.
Yeh debuted the Savant Spring/Summer 2009 collection at New York Fashion Week, September 5th, 2008, at the Midtown Lumber Building in Chelsea. With rave reviews in publications such as WWD, Dazed Digital, Stylebubble, WGSN, Time Out NY, Savant became known for it’s “jaw-dropping womenswear”, especially the elastic caged skirt, bralette, and pants which have become a staple in a true Savant girl’s wardrobe. Yeh’s most current collection for Savant Fall/Winter 2010 will be available in stores summer 2010."
Fall/Winter 2010
Spring/Summer 2010
Fall/Winter 2009
Spring/Summer 2009
OhhhhooooOOooohhhhh man I love this lady!!! Bandage bralettes, scallop cuts, zippers and mesh and feathers and and and ! ! ! And she threw a goddamn costume party in NY which led her to form her own label? That is what I call a Bad Bitch.
Absolutely amazing. <3
White Suits
Okay, fuck everyone who has ever talked shit on white suits.
Miami Vice all the way.
Miami Vice all the way.
Fur, bellbottoms, Gucci garden prints and the indomitable Sharon Stone can't be wrong.
Celine got a lot of heat for this Galliano creation, but that is because the average person is a Pepsi swigging retard who shops exclusively at Forever 21. This suit is AMAZING. The hat is really the cherry on the sundae for me.
This amazing stock photo is on a website designed to get bitches jobs. I think they're doing a great job, because the # 1 top thing you wanna do if you're interviewing with either a dude or a lesbian is SHOW YA TITTIES! Don't be shy, ladies: wear a clingy knit dress on your interview with some horrible black mules (which says "I'm slutty but not smart enough to be fashionable) and your sweet, supple ass is guaranteed a job! Please note: this look won't work with other straight bitches.
VIVA LA WHITE SUIT!
New Jewels
I got mad jewelry for Xmas. Jewelry and books are my best friends, so needless to say I'm a happy lass. Thanks to Mr. Sterner, Jesus, and my mom for the hookups. Pictures to come.
Moving on, one "trend" I'm really into is clean, simple lines. I think that's going to be a wardrobe mainstay for me in 2011 (don't worry, though-I'll always be a tranny bitch). Two lines that emcompass the whole "clean, sexy" thing is Lusasul out of Mexico and By Boe out of America (via a Swedish designer).
Lusasul.com
Lusasul "Promise" Ring, $90
Lusasul "Bloody" Necklace, $125
Lusasul "Marie Antionette" Bangle, $215
Lusasul Set of "Cubo" Rings, $65
ByBoe.com
By Boe "Open Leaf" Cocktail Ring, $45
By Boe "Twisted Band" Ring, $30
By Boe "Square Band" Stackable Rings, $23 each
By Boe "Wire Arc" Earrings, $28
By Boe "Intersecting Box Chain" Ring, $50
By Boe "Golden Arc" Bracelet. $50
Such pretty, simple lines. I love delicate jewelry that isn't screaming LOOK AT ME! It's that kind of shit those bitches you always get girl crushes on wear, you know what I mean? Those chicks with the shiny hair at Starbucks toting the paper under their unwrinkled trench coated arms, wrists delicately swathed in understated bracelets that their goddamn rich dads probably gave them*. Meanwhile you're looking at them with your hair teased sort of lopsided and different colored socks under your boots.
*I have a friend like this named Randi. That bitch has Soap Star Sparkle! You know what that is? When your ass looks like you're permanantly on camera in soft focus. Her hair is always shiny and her skin is luminescent. Damn her! I have a picture which shows exactly what I am talking about which I will post later.
Moving on, one "trend" I'm really into is clean, simple lines. I think that's going to be a wardrobe mainstay for me in 2011 (don't worry, though-I'll always be a tranny bitch). Two lines that emcompass the whole "clean, sexy" thing is Lusasul out of Mexico and By Boe out of America (via a Swedish designer).
Lusasul.com
Lusasul "Promise" Ring, $90
Lusasul "Bloody" Necklace, $125
Lusasul "Marie Antionette" Bangle, $215
Lusasul Set of "Cubo" Rings, $65
ByBoe.com
By Boe "Open Leaf" Cocktail Ring, $45
By Boe "Twisted Band" Ring, $30
By Boe "Square Band" Stackable Rings, $23 each
By Boe "Wire Arc" Earrings, $28
By Boe "Intersecting Box Chain" Ring, $50
By Boe "Golden Arc" Bracelet. $50
Such pretty, simple lines. I love delicate jewelry that isn't screaming LOOK AT ME! It's that kind of shit those bitches you always get girl crushes on wear, you know what I mean? Those chicks with the shiny hair at Starbucks toting the paper under their unwrinkled trench coated arms, wrists delicately swathed in understated bracelets that their goddamn rich dads probably gave them*. Meanwhile you're looking at them with your hair teased sort of lopsided and different colored socks under your boots.
*I have a friend like this named Randi. That bitch has Soap Star Sparkle! You know what that is? When your ass looks like you're permanantly on camera in soft focus. Her hair is always shiny and her skin is luminescent. Damn her! I have a picture which shows exactly what I am talking about which I will post later.
Buy Definition Wins and Losses, December 2010
Oh boy, one of our last Wins and Losses for twenty ten, lovers!
Antipodium "Power Glove Dress", $140
This is one of those dresses where on first instinct, you're like, "who the fuck would wear this? A retarded stripper from the 80's?" And then you realize you dress like a retarded stripper from the 80's...so the answer is you.
Verdict: Loss
BD Vintage "Scottish Plaid Trousers", $42.00
Oh my GOD, people. Is this what we've come to? Charging people almost $50 for some shit your grandmother would have thrown out in the 40's?!
Verdict: LOSS
Stolen Girlfriends Club "Asymentrical Mesh Top", $46.50 (originally $155)
Antipodium "Power Glove Dress", $140
This is one of those dresses where on first instinct, you're like, "who the fuck would wear this? A retarded stripper from the 80's?" And then you realize you dress like a retarded stripper from the 80's...so the answer is you.
Verdict: Loss
BD Vintage "Scottish Plaid Trousers", $42.00
Oh my GOD, people. Is this what we've come to? Charging people almost $50 for some shit your grandmother would have thrown out in the 40's?!
Verdict: LOSS
Stolen Girlfriends Club "Asymentrical Mesh Top", $46.50 (originally $155)
This looks like something I would have DIY-ed when I was in 9th grade, trying to capture that "goth raver" look. Horrendous at $50, let alone over $150.
Verdict: LOSS
Eugenia Kim "Mini Beret", $19.80 (originally $66)
This is going to get a win for sheer "lol aw cute" factor, but you can suck a fat dick for trying to charge $66 for this, YOU FUCKHOLES! Even $20 is asking a lot, but we all know how far the "aw" factor goes with us broads.
Verdict: Win
Kova and T "Teddy Blazer", $125.40 (originally $418)
LOL @ anyone paying almost $500 for this. I'll give it the sale price, though, because this is CUTE! It really smashes together all my favorite things: stripes, neutral colors, 3/4 sleeves and a swing skirt!
Verdict: Win
Tankus "Emerald Bow Front Dress", $81.49 (originally $281)
Ah...Tankus. You've really outdone yourselves with this one! I have never seen a dress that would look as equally shitty on, say, Angelina Jolie as it would on this bottom shelf model. Congrats for making a shapeless shift with no personality in it whatsoever. One shade blondes: this one's for you when you put on your kLaSsY shoes!
Verdict: INSANE LOSS
Nanushka "Button Baby Doll Top", $91.50 (originally $305)
This top draws attention to your tits. The End.
Verdict: WIN
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
MINE
Fapping to the Low Luv line by Erin Wasson.
Only You, His Fordness
Happy Holidays, you deep throaters.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
EcoStiletto
This site mostly sucks. Truth be told, most sites about anything "eco" suck ass in general, because there still just aren't that many products that are natural that "trump" the fake ass nasty shit we're used to. It's reality and it sucks. For instance, talc is pretty nasty and is bad for you in many ways, but WHAT IS GOING TO GIVE ME TRANNY FACE COVER LIKE MAC??? Nothing!
*ruffles feathers*
Anyfuck, I have been reading EcoStiletto's "Big List of Things that Suck" and it's a pretty great QUICK resource for What To Avoid.
HERE IT IS.
Enjoy yourselves, bitches, it's a celebration!
*ruffles feathers*
Anyfuck, I have been reading EcoStiletto's "Big List of Things that Suck" and it's a pretty great QUICK resource for What To Avoid.
HERE IT IS.
Enjoy yourselves, bitches, it's a celebration!
Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Trying Too Hard: Family Edition
Ugh, SMITHS! Tone it down, you fuckers! Your family is the equivilant of one of those nasty "holiday" popcorn tins, where at first you're all amped to eat all the different types (CHEESE? OMG YES DUDE WHOA CARAMEL? DELICIOUS OMG BUTTER?! WHAT'S NEXT!) and then, 2 minutes later, you're wondering who the asshole was who invented the concept, because none of those flavors are good, they're definitely not "natural", and the whole thing is overwhelming you and making you doubt yourself as a human.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
NEIN
"Oh wow, little Johnny is so detailed when he draws something! Will you look at that!"
"Erhm...that's an original Jean-Michel Basquiat."
*silence*
"Erhm...that's an original Jean-Michel Basquiat."
*silence*
Patricia Field: Wins and Losses
Patricia Field wins and losses for December, twenty ten!
I'm not gonna lie: I love the PF website. The only two caveats are price (inSANEly overpriced), and for as many things as I like, I also see the same amount of shit that just makes me LOL. Truth be told, I never snicker at P. Field the way I do at other sites and designers. Her shit is blatently tacky, obviously over the top, and always tongue-in-cheek. With that said, there are still times she tries to be "hee hee" (coy) and misses, falling into "ha ha" (I'm laughing AT you) territory.
Without further adieu...!
Gun Platform Heels, $98
Okay-I would never wear these. OKAY FINE I AM LYING I WOULD TOTALLY WEAR THEM ONCE. Anyway-look at these fuckers, people! RIDICULOUS!!! That extra "ammo" strap is for your ankles. This is the kind of shoe you wear when you're going out with your "step your weirdo game up" posse; you know, the bitches that aren't shy about fashion and wear stuff that makes you think, fuck this. I'ma wear some goddamn see-through leggings/lace gloves/feather hat/cray-cray shit next time we go out, too! They make you step your game up. Up the weirdo ante, I dare you, they say. Oh yeah? Check out these GUN-THEMED FUCKING STRIPPER HEELS, BITCH.
Check. Mate.
And at $100, you're not going to go broke to look silly. Win/win!
Tri Color Vintage Bag, $48
This is one of those bags you either love or hate. I'm in the first camp, because it IS a genuine vintage design, and because it's a BIG FUCKING BAG with STRUCTURE. I'm so goddamn tired of bitches with their sloppy uterine bags, blabbing on and on about how much shit they can fit into them. Yeah, you can fit a lot of shit in them, but it takes for-goddamn-ever to find anything because the folds of fabric like to trip you up! F that. This bag is structured without being, you know, a literal suitcase.
If the size intimidates you, Lulus.com has a similar, smaller bag in the same design, only blue instead of the green color shown here.
Studded Bra, $64
The "peekaboo" bra concept is one I am, amazingly, still into. I love the idea of wearing a sheer or draped top with a sparkly or otherwise adorned bra peeking out. Very sneakily naughty if you do it right. The deep V detail on this is amazing, and hard to find in "new" (read: non-vintage) styles. Still; if you could find a cool bra like this for cheap without the detailing, you could add studs or whatever yourself and do it for MUCH less than $64.
Z Cut Pants, $88
I already know you assholes are doubting my fashion prowess, because at first glance, these pants look retarded. But, you see, it's the act of the SELF that could make these not only work, but look AMAZING! Yes. Paired with some wedge boots and, say, a t-shirt and bomber jacket, your ass just took a "basic" look and modernized it. YES YOU DID, GIRL!
Gold Double Bar Sunglasses, $200
While I admire the fact these glasses are described as "cunty and fierce", I just can't handle these. Are you REALLY going to wear this? On your FACE? This WAS the dumbest and most retardedly priced shit I had seen in while until I found...
Madame X Shades, $400
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11! Yes! Oh God, YES! Someone bought those plastic "safety" goggles, bukkake'd them with fugly ass beads from their first school dance, and is selling them for FOUR HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS!!! I swear to God, America: you cray-zay. Listen. If you have the money for a pair of $400 anything, please: let me know. I've got a great idea involving Chapstick, Saran Wrap, and a glue stick.
Feather Shoulder Pieces, $280
Putting these in the "loss" category hurts me, because these are fucking COOL. Say what you want. The reason they're a loss is the price. $280? Are you serious? Come to Downtown LA where I stay and we can make these for like, $20. This kind of blatant consumer rip-off really annoys me. Like, that shit ain't REAL gold, dude, and the feathers are goose but I'd rather use synthetic anyway.
I'm not gonna lie: I love the PF website. The only two caveats are price (inSANEly overpriced), and for as many things as I like, I also see the same amount of shit that just makes me LOL. Truth be told, I never snicker at P. Field the way I do at other sites and designers. Her shit is blatently tacky, obviously over the top, and always tongue-in-cheek. With that said, there are still times she tries to be "hee hee" (coy) and misses, falling into "ha ha" (I'm laughing AT you) territory.
Without further adieu...!
WINS
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Okay-I would never wear these. OKAY FINE I AM LYING I WOULD TOTALLY WEAR THEM ONCE. Anyway-look at these fuckers, people! RIDICULOUS!!! That extra "ammo" strap is for your ankles. This is the kind of shoe you wear when you're going out with your "step your weirdo game up" posse; you know, the bitches that aren't shy about fashion and wear stuff that makes you think, fuck this. I'ma wear some goddamn see-through leggings/lace gloves/feather hat/cray-cray shit next time we go out, too! They make you step your game up. Up the weirdo ante, I dare you, they say. Oh yeah? Check out these GUN-THEMED FUCKING STRIPPER HEELS, BITCH.
Check. Mate.
And at $100, you're not going to go broke to look silly. Win/win!
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This is one of those bags you either love or hate. I'm in the first camp, because it IS a genuine vintage design, and because it's a BIG FUCKING BAG with STRUCTURE. I'm so goddamn tired of bitches with their sloppy uterine bags, blabbing on and on about how much shit they can fit into them. Yeah, you can fit a lot of shit in them, but it takes for-goddamn-ever to find anything because the folds of fabric like to trip you up! F that. This bag is structured without being, you know, a literal suitcase.
If the size intimidates you, Lulus.com has a similar, smaller bag in the same design, only blue instead of the green color shown here.
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The "peekaboo" bra concept is one I am, amazingly, still into. I love the idea of wearing a sheer or draped top with a sparkly or otherwise adorned bra peeking out. Very sneakily naughty if you do it right. The deep V detail on this is amazing, and hard to find in "new" (read: non-vintage) styles. Still; if you could find a cool bra like this for cheap without the detailing, you could add studs or whatever yourself and do it for MUCH less than $64.
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Z Cut Pants, $88
I already know you assholes are doubting my fashion prowess, because at first glance, these pants look retarded. But, you see, it's the act of the SELF that could make these not only work, but look AMAZING! Yes. Paired with some wedge boots and, say, a t-shirt and bomber jacket, your ass just took a "basic" look and modernized it. YES YOU DID, GIRL!
LOSSES
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Gold Double Bar Sunglasses, $200
While I admire the fact these glasses are described as "cunty and fierce", I just can't handle these. Are you REALLY going to wear this? On your FACE? This WAS the dumbest and most retardedly priced shit I had seen in while until I found...
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Madame X Shades, $400
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11! Yes! Oh God, YES! Someone bought those plastic "safety" goggles, bukkake'd them with fugly ass beads from their first school dance, and is selling them for FOUR HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS!!! I swear to God, America: you cray-zay. Listen. If you have the money for a pair of $400 anything, please: let me know. I've got a great idea involving Chapstick, Saran Wrap, and a glue stick.
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Putting these in the "loss" category hurts me, because these are fucking COOL. Say what you want. The reason they're a loss is the price. $280? Are you serious? Come to Downtown LA where I stay and we can make these for like, $20. This kind of blatant consumer rip-off really annoys me. Like, that shit ain't REAL gold, dude, and the feathers are goose but I'd rather use synthetic anyway.
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Keith Haring by Patricia Field Off Shoulder Dress, $72
Okay, can we just give up the ghost? Keith Haring drew glorified stick figures, people. Yes. I said it. (Know who else sucks? Jean-Michel Basquiat. YEAH! Eat a dick!) I know he once painted Grace Jones, and he was a Warhol kid, and he died of AIDS, but I just think the guy's work is lame. What's even lamer? Wearing clothes with his fugly ass chubby stick figures on them.
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I'm An Icon Stacked Necklace, $14
Um....you're not though.
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