Bikinis are one of the things I am desperate to learn to make myself, for multiple reasons.
1. I wanna be on a yacht for most of the year at some point (please, God?)
2. It's hard to find a bikini that'll fit a girl with tits and ass without looking matronly or obscenely whorish
3. Bikinis are notoriously expensive, which is some bullshit!
With that being said, let's look at some of my favorite overpriced pieces of body floss which be ON SALE! at Vicky's now.
1. I wanna be on a yacht for most of the year at some point (please, God?)
2. It's hard to find a bikini that'll fit a girl with tits and ass without looking matronly or obscenely whorish
3. Bikinis are notoriously expensive, which is some bullshit!
With that being said, let's look at some of my favorite overpriced pieces of body floss which be ON SALE! at Vicky's now.
$18 a piece, not bad! I'm a smidge scared that gold will be absolutely garish in person (gold fabric is notorious for this trait), but atleast for $36 you won't cry over it.
Sometimes a trick just needs something simple. $12.99 for the top and $8.99 for the bottom should do it! I'm a fan of cobalt for the season, but there's hot pink and shit for those who like to sizzle rather than smolder. This top looks like it'll keep your rack in place, too, which is essentially invaluable.
I don't know what it is about stripes, but I just can't get enough of them. I must be a Hollister girl after all (shudder!). Anyway, while I doubt this shit would reign my boobs in, you have to admit it's cute. The little chain detail on the bottom is what REALLY got me. $22.99 for the top and $17.99 for the bottom. Hardly on sale, in my opinion, but...stripes!!!
This comes in other colors, but don't kid yourself: a bitch can only get away with a GOLD HEART accented bandeau top bikini when it's in a sexy ass peach shade like this. The way it'll make your skin glow will distract people from thinking you're still in middle school. $18 per piece.
Aight. You guys KNOW I can't resist looking like an Italian hooker sometimes, and this fits the BILL!!! The $100 bill, ya heard?! Some ho shit like this can't be passed up for $50. The back is horrendous but I doubt anyone will be looking at your back anyway.
