Tuesday, December 28, 2010

White Suits

Okay, fuck everyone who has ever talked shit on white suits. 

Miami Vice all the way.






Fur, bellbottoms, Gucci garden prints and the indomitable Sharon Stone can't be wrong.



Celine got a lot of heat for this Galliano creation, but that is because the average person is a Pepsi swigging retard who shops exclusively at Forever 21. This suit is AMAZING. The hat is really the cherry on the sundae for me.


 This amazing stock photo is on a website designed to get bitches jobs.  I think they're doing a great job, because the # 1 top thing you wanna do if you're interviewing with either a dude or a lesbian is SHOW YA TITTIES!  Don't be shy, ladies: wear a clingy knit dress on your interview with some horrible black mules (which says "I'm slutty but not smart enough to be fashionable) and your sweet, supple ass is guaranteed a job! Please note: this look won't work with other straight bitches.

VIVA LA WHITE SUIT!

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