And for ME to say that, you KNOW you're far gone.
I call "fashion" or "design" merchandise that you have to put in parentheses as QUESTION MARKS. I got this phrase at a shitty rave back in the 90's when my best friend Emily and I fried balls (read: did a lot of acid) and sat in a crazy, neon paint splattered bathroom all night, and christened women who may or may not have been men at some point in their lives* "question marks". Like, is that a woman...? QUESTION MARK.
Same shit with fashion/design/art. Like...if I plate something totally mundane with gold, does that make it fashion? Ironically, if this was just ONE PIECE and I saw it under the guise of an exhibit, I would think it was hilariously witty and even "deep".
It's a GOLD PLATED SECURITY TAG.
I spent my entire teen youth trying to get RID of these things, and now that I'm an adult with a reasonable income I can go and buy a gold plated one. HA! Take that, Nordstroms!!! You arrested me once when I was like 15 and now I'm sort of rich and proving my point by WEARING THIS! THIS ISN'T A MISTAKE! I'M WEARING IT ON PURPOSE! I put it there! It's GOLD!
$700, you guys. This is as lame as the gold paper clips I found a few months back.
*I completely support trans in any and all ways, no disrespect.
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