Ugh, SMITHS! Tone it down, you fuckers! Your family is the equivilant of one of those nasty "holiday" popcorn tins, where at first you're all amped to eat all the different types (CHEESE? OMG YES DUDE WHOA CARAMEL? DELICIOUS OMG BUTTER?! WHAT'S NEXT!) and then, 2 minutes later, you're wondering who the asshole was who invented the concept, because none of those flavors are good, they're definitely not "natural", and the whole thing is overwhelming you and making you doubt yourself as a human.
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