Things I Strongly Believe People Should Stop Doing

Ladies.  You're not cats.

ESPECIALLY you, Sevigny.

Men.  If you're going to dress up like a woman...do it right.

Failure.

Bad weaves.

Guilty: Jessica something

Guilty: Pamela Anderson

Unfortunately, yours truly is also guilty of Bad Weave Syndrome. 

Look at that shit.  It doesn't even MATCH!!! I knew it was wrong, but it was my birthday so I didn't give a fuck.

Dual offender: bad weave AND cholita lips.

Carry on.