Bad Bitch: Amber Rose

Ever since Kanyoodles broke up with Amber Rose, nobody gives a flying fuck about her anymore.  I miss that bitch!  She had a couple of misses in her day, but even those who hate her have to admit she wore some fly shit.  And, ironically, for someone who's contributions to this planet are limited to huge titties and showing up in some song lyrics, you've got to admit the broad had 'something'.  I ain't saying it was great, or special; but 'something' is better than nothing...and a lot of chicks nowadays ain't shit.


Sadly, she's seemed to have lost her swagger lately; showing up at events in, like, pink dresses with no personality at all.  EARTH TO AMBER!!! You're still fly, girl!  Don't catch a case of Mischa Barton syndrome!!! Keep being weird, don't tone it down.  Why do you think you're famous?!


Women.

Let's take a trip down Amber Rose memory lane.

OMG, this is Amber gettin' all fancy and shit. I'm going to be real and say if this was a white chick in this dress, it'd get a zzzzz. But since Amber is a delicious cappucino and has, you know, "style", she lends amazingness to a dress that is classic.  And we all know classic usually means boring.  Stop lying.

Neon and pastels...who knew they could be so TASTY!

This is the first picture I saw of AR.  Her red pants, love of vests and sunglasses, shaved head and huge boobies captivated me.  Love at first eyefuck.

UNF UNF UNF I love gloves and Barbie pink lipstick!!! Big fan of the top, too.

I only put this picture up to tell you I also own this Alexander Wang bag/vest thingie so you'd be jealous.  If you're not, fuck off.

ALIEN BABE A TRON

This dress is pretty snoozy, but gloves-check.  Glasses-check.  Bag-check. Shoes-check.

Baby Amber.  Proof, as I always say, the 'whatever looking' kids turn out GORGEOUS and the beautiful kids turn out mundane.  You never wanna peak <21, people.