I'm not here to lie to you people: I think Lindsay Lohan is hilarious. I love people who are fans of excess, and La Lohan is certainly on that bandwagon. She's a be-weaved, be-tanned, be-coked-out washed up trick at the age of, what, 25? AWESOME! She knows how to party! Who fucking cares about her weird ass family past and bisexuality? I say: go on, girl. Also, please stop dying your hair blonde. It looks bad.
Anyway, another thing I like about La Lohan is her line of clothes, 6126. Whatever issues Lohan's got, the girl can DRESS-almost every time I see her in a magazine or online, she looks good. So unlike everyone else who laughed at her decision to do a clothing line, I had high hopes.
6126 isn't a new line; it's already been around a handful of years but I didn't start paying attention to it until it started popping up on eBay. Sorry, Lohan-there's no way I'm going to pay $100+ for leggings no matter how many dick sucking knee patches you throw on them. I will, however, pay $20 for a dress that's been worn once or twice. The only thing is...this shit is fit for midgets!
Anyway, another thing I like about La Lohan is her line of clothes, 6126. Whatever issues Lohan's got, the girl can DRESS-almost every time I see her in a magazine or online, she looks good. So unlike everyone else who laughed at her decision to do a clothing line, I had high hopes.
6126 isn't a new line; it's already been around a handful of years but I didn't start paying attention to it until it started popping up on eBay. Sorry, Lohan-there's no way I'm going to pay $100+ for leggings no matter how many dick sucking knee patches you throw on them. I will, however, pay $20 for a dress that's been worn once or twice. The only thing is...this shit is fit for midgets!
This dress, for instance, is fucking awesome. I'm a HUGE (I can't tell you how huge) fan of reds, grays, and chevron patterns, and this goddamn dress has ALL THAT SHIT! The only caveat? IT IS COOCHIE CUTTER SHORT. Might as well call this shit a shirt!
Exude vogue style in this breathtaking minidress. The sweet/sexy charm of this dress makes it suitable for both day and night.
Yeah, daytime...if you're in the porn industry.
Lindsay wore a dress like this a few years back, minus the sequins, and I LOVED IT. While it does show you she's a scandelous ass copycat, you kinda can't hate on this dress-it's an amazing party number. My manfriend's best friend's girlfriend (whew) wore this for New Years, though, and despite being something like 5 feet tall, her cooch was almost on display the entire night. If your dresses are so short even an ASIAN is too big for them, you're in trouble with your sizing. Look at the second picture! Even the model's ass is about to fall out!
WTF, Lohan! I know you're a tiny girl, but think about the rest of us! Add a couple of inches to your shit, please.
Strippers everywhere lose their incomes thanks to the influx of vagina flashing on street corners everywhere...for FREE.
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