Victoria's Secret has an odd clothing selection-their shit seems to fall into categories like "business lady", "Italian hooker", "30 year old woman who still thinks she's 15" and "disco ball". However, every now and again you'll find shit which can only be called awesome. Without further adieu, VS's Spring Collection Wins and Losses for February 2011!
W I N S
A fresh and "just sexy enough" twist on a skirt for dinner or work. The draping is actually rather artful.
A nice spring/summer sweater suitable for the beach or layering.
I know what you're thinking...this is dangerously close to Italian hooker wear! True, but I'm REALLY into the high-neck look right now, and I adore anything with an emphasis on the bust. I say get this in black to cut down the hooker feel.
This is linen. Enough said.
I don't know where VS gets off charging $40 for a t-shirt, but the color selections are pretty dope and I'm a fan of the floppy boyfriend look.
L O S S E S
Testing the boundaries of Italian hooker-dom is this pair of jeans. FOIL PRINT. CAPRIS. JUST SAY NO.
Ohhhh boy. Not only is this hideous creation $40.00 over the price it would be at any second rate mall in America, it's also SEQUINED. Yes, ladies, the "exposed bra" portion of this top is sequined. I'll see you guys at the club tonight!
Someone woke up the day this was designed dreaming about a sparkly leopard in a disco. That's the only inspiration I can fathom here, because this sweater is SPARKLY, CROPPED, GREEN, and LEOPARD PRINTED. It's like everything men are afraid of, in one sweater.
This is insanely hideous. And if it fits this shitty on the model, think of it on a real person's ass.
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