LOL @ Wildfox

One of my favorite brands to mock is Wildfox.  I love the name, love the marketing, and love some of the designs, but HOW IN THE NAME OF SWEET JESUS DO THESE PEOPLE GET OFF CHARGING $100+ FOR A PRINTED SWEATSHIRT?! My God, it's really just proof people are fucking retards.  I'm actually reading a book about sales and psychology and truly, your shit sells better when it's overpriced.  Yes, it's true!  In the same way you tell yourself that $600 canvas purse with someone else's initials on it is worth it because it was "made in France" and is "hand stitched", you'll justify spending $100 on a sweatshirt with a heart on it. Oh, humans. You are so silly.

Here's some shit to LOL at.

This is cute! I'd buy this if it were $5.  Retail price: $77 LOLOLOL

Here's another thing I would buy if it was $5! Girls like me looove bones because we're creepy.  This shirt, used, is $50. LOLOLOL

I love hearts, especially because VALENTINE'S DAY is coming up!!! I'd spend...$20 on this.  Maybe $30. Guess the retail price! $108. Yes.  Not $100...$108. LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL

I'm totally going to start a clothing company where I draw, in Sharpie, on white t-shirts and charge $100 a pop for them. Mark my words.

I love you, America.