Things to UNF to

1. Motel Barbara Dress in Cornflower Blue: $57.60

I want to have sex with this dress, so bad.  I'd bukkake it.

2. Motel Harriet Dress, $86.40 (note this is $88 on Nasty Gal's website.  Irony.)

I'd take this dress out to a nice dinner and then rip it off in a cab.  Look at how sexy even the BACK is!

3. Second Skin Jeans, $65



If you knew how long I'd been searching for high waisted 80's style jeans, you'd kill yourself. Whatever, mom jeans are IN.

4. Motel Billy Long Singlet, $86.40

As you know, I'm a faux-ho.  I like to dress slutty in a coy way...like wearing a knee length, long sleeved fucking SEE THROUGH DRESS!!! Oh Motel...you make my dreams come true!

5. On the Fringe Earrings, $18

Let the unf-ing commence!