HACK ATTACK: Jeffrey Campbell

I wrote a post a while back on ye olde Charming or Tedious in which I went off upon Jeffrey Campbell and his creative crew. 

It is Gospel Truth.

Jeffrey Campbell is a douche.

Look at all these fucking shoes. Look at them.  This isn’t even ALL the shoes JC has listed on NastyGal or any other retail site, and yet, you notice a trend or two?

1. They’re all almost exactly the same
2. They look like shoes you could get at Aardvark’s or any other random vintage or goth shop on Melrose for $40…except these are all around $150.
Yeah. I bet JC’s “creative team” just walks up and down Melrose once a month to see which idea from the goth kids and/or hippie era they can throw a hideous platform on and market as fresh and new. And while I’m hating on this brand for its lack of creativity and sheer FUGliness, I can’t hate on the fact that dumbass bitches actually buy this shit.  AND FOR ALMOST OR OVER $200 A POP! Jesus, chicks, think about it!
This dude’s shoes started out as ACTUALLY fresh and original and then devolved into a horrible take on shit that wasn’t even that good to begin with. I hate it when a brand with potential does this; they rake in the dough and leave the eyeballs empty.